August 11, 2013
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what the fuck i went bungee jumping today and i can believe i fucking did that
i knew, i know that its much far far worse than skydiving, but i did it cause everyone else was doing it and it was like one of those questions our 3rd grade teacher said that “if everyone jumps off a cliff are you going to jump off too?” YES what the fuckkkkkkk i can believe how many people were down i said if these people did it i can too
but hell it wasnt as exhilerating as i imagined it to be i fucking panicked for my life i dove no like i wanted to be graceful he said go gogo, i held on i took a deep breath and i fucking jumped and ran to make it faster and make it stop except i was running on nothing but air i fucking panicked the whole time i was falling i couldnt get past the fact that this dive was never ending and i would not hit icey cold water it finally hit the bottom and POP my shoe fucking flies off after i double knotted it LOL i was like OH FUCK MY SHOEEE AHHHHHHHHHHH and i flew and fucking waited for it to end omfg i did it
i dont think ill do it again, it was beautiful, i dont remember looking around except for me falling and keep falling keep falling ahhhhhhh i jumped like i was jumping into the pool but it didnt stop
omg i dont know if ill ever forget how i fell, and i kept falling AHAHAHA i kept falling i kept falling how terrifying
but its done
it was in a beautiful part of China with crystal green water and beautiful mountains
ohhh beautiful.
yeah i did it.
the backs of my knees hurt like i stretched it and i have a little big of whiplash, soggy socks and shoes, and my ankles are sore where the stuff was but i did it. and it was beautiful. SIGHHHHHHH not really but what a feeling.
i had the best weekend ever, despite my sickness and fever, i had a greatgreat weekend.
ohh propaganda and finding free drinks
i had a great time.
